Is 14-legged killer squid... being weaponised by Putin? (Express)

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Joey Millar, "Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?", Express (30 November 2016)

 

I know, you've all heard about it, but I just couldn't resist linking to it here at TMR. You've gotta love the Daily Express. This killer squid shape-shifts, has limbs that can stay alive after being cut off, its victims die with a smile on their face, it can lay 200,000 eggs (perhaps), and Russian President Putin may be planning to weaponise it.

One thing the Express forgot to mention, which I thought more hilarious than anything else, was the remark by the now-famous-yet-elusive Dr. Padalka, reported back in August by Before It's News:

 

"If we were not all Ph.Ds, I fear it would have in the end outwitted us.”

 

Brightened up my morning.

 

 

Image: "Giant Squid" by Andrew Kuchling on Flickr (CC BY 2.0); cropped

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