Joey Millar, "Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?", Express (30 November 2016)

I know, you've all heard about it, but I just couldn't resist linking to it here at TMR. You've gotta love the Daily Express. This killer squid shape-shifts, has limbs that can stay alive after being cut off, its victims die with a smile on their face, it can lay 200,000 eggs (perhaps), and Russian President Putin may be planning to weaponise it.

One thing the Express forgot to mention, which I thought more hilarious than anything else, was the remark by the now-famous-yet-elusive Dr. Padalka, reported back in August by Before It's News:

"If we were not all Ph.Ds, I fear it would have in the end outwitted us.”

Brightened up my morning.